Ok, you don’t have just a car – you have a lean, mean, powerful driving MACHINE.
Because driving is, like, the best thing ever, you’ve adjusted and optimized your driving space.
The climate control is set up just the way you like it.
Having spent time playing with the adjustments, you have the seat positioned just the way you like it – so perfectly optimized, you can drive 5 hours straight and feel great when you arrive at the destination.
You’ve painstakingly tweaked the mirrors to get the perfect view of everything coming and going around you.
So, one day you valet the car. Then, when you get the car back
Somehow, They Found It Necessary To Adjust Your Seat, Your Mirrors, And Even Your Steering Wheel 28 Different Ways
They felt all this was necessary to move your car the 20 feet from the valet pick-up to the parking lot and back.
Maybe you can’t even fit in the car until you make some of the adjustments while reaching in from the curb.
Then, before you pull away, you have to take the time to readjust everything just so you can see pulling out, while other cars line up behind you and the same valet who screwed it all up stares at you waiting for you to pull away.
It’s so frustrating, you may want to ask for the tip back.
If You Have Your Headlights Set On “Auto”, They Probably Switched Them To Manual “On” – So Be Careful You Don’t End Up With A Dead Battery, Besides!
Yeah, it was so important for them to mess up YOUR space, you might end up needing roadside assistance.
BTW, are you doing this to your customers?
Are you making it difficult for them to drive away (i.e. sign on the line that is dotted and enjoy their investment) by imposing your personal views on the situation?
Have you constructed flaming hoops for your customers to leap through – hoops that you may not even remember the reasons for?
Even if you remember the reasons, are they necessary now?
They won’t tell you about it – just like you probably won’t take time to tear the valet a new orifice for screwing with your seats and mirrors, nor will you ask them if they are familiar with modern cars that have automatic headlight settings.
They’ll just drive away mumbling under their breath.
Is that what you want?